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THICK High Viscosity Body Wash

THICK High Viscosity Body Wash

Regular price $14.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $14.00 USD
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Fact: Teenage body washes are weak, watered down, and smell like a JV locker room. Simply put, they don't get the job done. Hard-working men require a shower of substance to accomplish a full day's work.

That's why Duke Cannon's THICK is formulated with a noticeably higher viscosity and built to work effectively on your body, not spew down the shower drain.

  • 3X THICKER than teenage body wash
  • Plant-based thickeners for superior lather
  • Mineral enriched to naturally exfoliate
  • Contains Aloe vera to hydrate and protect
  • Paraben, phthalate, and cruelty-free
  • Size: 17.5 oz.


  • Midnight Swim: *Our most popular scent!* Featuring scents of sea grass and sandalwood, Midnight Swim smells like a moonlit cannonball, not the hot tub at Starlite Motel.
  • Buffalo Trace: *Best-seller!*  Inspired by our favorite place on earth, The Buffalo Trace Distillery, this body wash has a rich oak barrel scent that smells as good as bourbon tastes.
  • Shamrock:  "Aye! Nothin' signals the comin' o' spring like a limited edition body wash," said no one ever, but that didn't stop us from launching Shamrock THICK Wicked Minty Body Wash, the latest seasonal home run from Duke Cannon. Initially conceived as a satirical Instagram post and spurred on by the three fans who said they "might actually use this," our innovation team has perfected the most creamy, deliciously minty, and, to be clear - non-edible - body wash. Like other Shamrock-themed liquids, Shamrock THICK will not be here long, so grab ye a bottle or two b'fore they sell out.
  • Naval Diplomacy: *Best-seller!*The aquatic scent blends notes of fresh water, open-air, and bergamot. Smells like Naval Diplomacy.
  • Bay Rum:  This scent has notes of citrus musk, cedarwood, and island spices for a scent that smells like island life 90 miles from Key West, not the pervasive stench found in the east end of South Philadelphia.
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