News Anchor Thick Hair Wash

The Pulitzer Prize for Hair is not a thing, but if it were, you would be holding it right now. Duke Cannon’s News Anchor Thick Hair 2-in-1 Shampoo & Conditioner is formulated with premium ingredients including tea tree oil and rice protein to stimulate the scalp and strengthen hair. For the man whose hair commands the respect of others, there is no substitute. Your hair is a weapon.

• Includes Tea Tree oil and menthol to stimulate the scalp
• Formulated with rice and barley protein to strengthen hair
• Never tested on animals, just bad interns
• A portion of proceeds benefits U.S. veterans
• Size: 10 fl. oz

Scents:

• Naval Diplomacy: *Bestseller!* This  scent features bergamot and aquatic musk, temporarily turning your noggin into the best smelling place on Earth.